February 2012
21 posts
Manic Pixie Dream Girl →
They all listen to the Smiths!
January 2012
22 posts
1 tag
Fucking Groupon.
It took them three weeks to send me a package from 6.5 miles away. I was furious when I saw the return address. Plus I emailed them to inquire as to why I didn’t get a confirmation or tracking number and the person who emailed me back threw some serious shade. I’m never ordering a Groupon Good ever again.
Resolutions
Don’t gain weight
Take more bubble baths
This is Why I Shop Online
Salesperson: Hi! Have you been to our store before?
Me: Yes.
Salesperson: Did someone greet you at the door and tell you about the promotion we are currently having?
Me: No.
Salesperson: Well just to let you know blahblah sale blahblah. Let me know if you need anything!
I saw this person yesterday and we had literally the same conversation two days in a row. If I go in tomorrow, he will...
December 2011
38 posts